Let me preface: I'm at the end of a pretty short rope and I figured that I should utilize every resource available.
So if any Spiceheads in the Long Beach/Los Angeles/adjacent county areas are looking for a place to live I've got a space open in a 3 bedroom/2 bath unit and I only need a third person to get the ball rolling on renting it (both myself and the other roommate have passed the initial credit/background check that the owners will ask you to take). If you're interested please message me for additional information.
PS. - If this isn't allowed all I ask is that the mighty Hammer of Bahn doesn't strike me down.
Thanks guys.