So....my wife's mother flew in to town - on a plane.
She's 79.
Before she left, some family member gave her a large assortment of erotic massage oils and things.
She has her own preferred brands - she's not a noob.
But she is thrifty, so she packed them up to bring them on her trip and give them to us.
Unfortunately, all of the bottles were 8oz or larger.
And they were in her carry on.
So she ran afoul of TSA.
I wish I could have watched the 79 year old lady in a confrontation with TSA over her excessive quantity of sex lube.